I never loved you....

Kinja'd!!! "ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper" (thedlo)
04/25/2014 at 15:32 • Filed to: Porsche 959

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Yea I said it. I only did it cause of who your father was, the sex was amazing though..

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Seriously though, ugly. Sure its an amazing performer but that doesn't fix the ugly...


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 15:34

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ugly? no, a product of its time certainly. Its not "pretty" like some cars of its time (very few, I should say) but its definitely going to age well I think.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > HammerheadFistpunch
04/25/2014 at 15:37

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I want to agree, but its surpassed by everyone in its own family except the 914..Im still waiting for an apology for that.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 15:38

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Well, someone will love her for her curves, even if they are in awkward places.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 15:40

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You want an apology for you not liking it? Your not married are you?


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > HammerheadFistpunch
04/25/2014 at 15:51

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Ahaha, I am. But my love cars and the indentured service to my wife are 2 worlds I keep separate for sanitys sake...


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 15:55

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I didn't know you had a wife

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And my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional lives separate.

This will only make sense if you watch futurama


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > zeontestpilot
04/25/2014 at 15:57

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This. its just not as well proportioned as its relatives young and old...(excluding the 914)


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 16:04

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Ha, well, she may not seem to be the prettiest girl on the block, scratch that, on any block. But she has personality, just like her relatives, and she sure does know how to show a guy a good time.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > HammerheadFistpunch
04/25/2014 at 16:20

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Haha Love that show, very much pop-culture exercise.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > zeontestpilot
04/25/2014 at 16:22

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yea, deff amazing in the sack, which I never doubted. lol


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 16:23

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....so she's single then? like available?


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > zeontestpilot
04/25/2014 at 16:30

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well if you got the pockets for her, again she may not look much, or rather looks more in some spots then others, but that doesn't mean shes not expensive.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/25/2014 at 16:32

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haha, all girls can be expensive. I don't mind her looks, I like a girl with a big rear :)


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > zeontestpilot
04/25/2014 at 16:37

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ha, you win.